kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via 16-held-better-days)


1 week ago // 518,328 notes

leightimtam:

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

Who reblogged his

Why are there so many notes

(via sexdrugs-and-torturedsouls)


1 week ago // 154,506 notes

yeah, it’s cool. i’ll be okay.

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

(via eradayimtumblin)


1 week ago // 542,459 notes

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

(via found-my-faith)


1 week ago // 425,944 notes
antimcrreposts:

This is the original of this repost.
sonoanthony:

this post is art 
stumpatd:

i slowed it down because it was too fast for his perfection